Average rating: 4.67 stars Andrew 7/9/20 ATL So look, I got these shoes on a Saturday. The next Sunday, I was on my way to skate church and then out of nowhere two 16th Century ninjas jumped out from behind a McDonald’s that was in a strip mall. I panicked, but remembered my shoes. I took them off and began swinging them from the laces like nunchucks(sp?) the next thing I knew my enemies were on the ground. I decided to do a couple kick flips over their defeated bodies. They were still alive with the gentle touch of the suede so they were just knocked out. I made it to skate church and looked nice as no suede had ripped due to the kickflips.